a quick guide to baby etiquette
Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!
there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER
I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck